who am i?

Who am I?
I'M
ABOUT
8
INCHES
LONG.

MY
FUNCTIONING

IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.

I'M
USUALLY FOUND
HUNG,
DANGLING
LOOSELY,
READY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.

I BOAST
A CLUMP OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE END
AND
SMALL
HOLE AT THE
OTHER.

IN USE,
I'M
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES
SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO A
WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST
OPENING.

THERE
I'M
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN
MANY TIMES IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED
BY SQUIRMING
BODILY
MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING IN
WILL MOST
SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND,
RESULTING
FROM THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.

WHEN FINALLY
WITHDRAWN,
I LEAVE
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
STICKY WHITE
SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF WHICH
WILL
NEED
CLEANING
FROM
THE
OUTER
SURFACES
OF THE
OPENING AND
SOME FROM
MY
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT.

AFTER
EVERYTHING IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE
CEASED
EMANATING,
I
RETURN
TO MY
FREELY
HANGING STATE
OF REST,
READY FOR
YET
ANOTHER
BIT OF
ACTION.

HOPEFULLY,
I WILL
REACH MY
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES A DAY,
BUT OFTEN
IT IS
MUCH LESS.

WHO AM I ????

AS YOU MAY
HAVE ALREADY

GUESSED,
THE
ANSWER
TO
THE
RIDDLE
IS
NONE OTHER
THAN YOUR
VERY
OWN....

TOOTHBRUSH !!!

What were you thinking? You PERVERT!

dah tahu dah ! kan my mother is a dentist mestin tahu!! Laughing

haha.
da taw gax sbb da byk kali bace.
lol.

jawapan die toothbrush ke...haha zaim tak paham huhu

lol.
bace la lek lok.
nanti paham lew.
haha.

malas ah...zaim nyer concentration dah ilng....miazocool dah ilng....huhu...

haha.
kalau jadi zaim da tade concentration ke?

haha....seng dgangu...feelings ah adui...pahpeh jex...ime fine thnk u... band

nk roxs ah skit

haha.
tak faham tak faham.
lol.