"Censored" Jokes for the dirty minded Intellects
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A first grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asks, "Harry what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade.
My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third
grade too!"
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in
the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take
the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "No, no! Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Harry both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Harry: "Pockets."
The principal is breaking out in a sweat.
Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains
thin whitish liquid?
The principal's eyes open wide!!!
Harry: Coconut
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Harry: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does
on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Harry: Shake hands.
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Harry: Yep.
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet
before you do.
Harry: Tent
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man
always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Harry: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel
good.
Harry: Nose
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Harry: "Arrow"
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and
excitement?
The principal is about to faint !
Harry: Fire truck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send Harry to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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